ByJack Sullivan, writer at
I grew up in Las Vegas so I have learned to love watching people fight and talking about it.
Jack Sullivan

The dating world can be tough. It can be even tougher when you spend a majority of your time in the gym training to smash someone's face in. However, in this digital age, it has become easier than ever to try and connect with a potential special someone. While there are plenty of dating apps out there, the most famous — or infamous — is Tinder. Whether you are looking for a simple hook up or a longtime commitment, love can be a simple swipe away.

In case fighters are too embarrassed to get on Tinder themselves, I took the liberty of doing it for them. Here are what I imagine would be a typical fighter profile on Tinder.

Demian Maia, 38

Sao Paolo

A black belt that you can always count on to put on a good show.

6'0". I know how to take your breath away.

My ground game is unbeatable.

Conor McGregor, 28


Kiss me, I'm Irish. I have a incomparable way with words.

5'9" and a real knockout. I can make you go down in 13 seconds.

Do you want to know what it is like to be with a God? If so, swipe right.

Ronda Rousey, 29


A bit Rowdy, but I can sweep you off your feet.

5'7" and I know how to throw you around.

The original queen looking to get back her crown.

Demetrious Johnson, 29


5'3" Good things come in small packages.

I know how to go the distance, even if it takes 25 minutes.

I always seem to come out on top.

Gian Villante, 30


Don't lie, you know you have not seen anyone as good looking as me on here so swipe right.

6'3" I love my mother's Italian cooking and you will too.

Don't listen to Chris Weidman, I am the cool guy in the group.

Donald Cerrone, 33


6'0" and this Cowboy is looking for a wild ride.

Anytime. Anywhere. Any one.

Weight doesn't matter, I just want someone opposite me.


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