ByJustin Golightly, writer at
Design wizard. MMA mathematician. Formerly of Middle Easy, Justin Golightly has been featured on Bleacher Report, Uproxx and TMZ.
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Out of nowhere, Georges St-Pierre flashed back into existence to make all of our MMA dreams come true. No one is naming an opponent yet, but allegedly the fate of this person has already been chosen. St-Pierre was unbeatable four years ago, but how good is he now? Evidently, good enough to go back in time and beat up himself as UFC welterweight champion.

"I feel better than I've ever been," St-Pierre said. "I feel that the Georges St-Pierre now would beat the Georges St-Pierre that was the greatest of the time that he used to compete."

"I'm 35-years old. I just finished a training camp to see if I could come back to the world class. I feel I'm in the best shape of my life," St-Pierre said. "So, I can’t wait to go back in there and show people, including myself — test my self, test my skill — to see how everything goes.”

Imagine St-Pierre standing in the Octagon in 2013, waiting for 2017 St-Pierre to show up to Superman punch himself in the face like a sequel to Looper. The evidence was always there for to be a time traveling cyborg, but does GSP posess the technology? The reason why he may be so confident in his return could be because he already found out his past self couldn't handle his riddum.


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