ByJustin Golightly, writer at Creators.co
Design wizard. MMA mathematician. Formerly of Middle Easy, Justin Golightly has been featured on Bleacher Report, Uproxx and TMZ.
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The first fight between the legendary Fedor Emelianenko and Matt Mitrione. In a true David and Goliath moment, it turns out that even the biggest and baddest among us can be brought down by a little pebble: A kidney stone. Perhaps the universe knew what it was doing, after all, it only makes sense that the mecca of fight sports holds Fedor's debut in Bellator. It wasn't for the heavyweight title, it wasn't even for the Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory, it was just for pride. As usual went two big hosses fight, it doesn't last long.

Nuclear forces slammed into each other, splitting isotopes and spreading energy throughout the ionosphere. Both heavyweights were knocked down but Mitrione recovered and clanged the legend Fedor's head off the canvas until the ref jumped in. Ol' Meathead has now defeated one of the greatest of all time and put an incredible win on his Bellator wrap sheet.

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