ByJustin Golightly, writer at
Design wizard. MMA mathematician. Formerly of Middle Easy, Justin Golightly has been featured on Bleacher Report, Uproxx and TMZ.
Justin Golightly

Saturdays are unofficially ' Day' now. Every single weekend, whether it's the good, the bad, or the ugly, they bring it. The last time, we almost witnessed someone die from a choke, and before that fighters were pulling off pro 'rasslin' moves. Today, this poor guy got a heel driven straight into his groin and consequently choked until he tapped.

Ow, my dangles! Oops, now I can't breathe.

Well, that's one way to secure a rear naked choke. Other fighters take note, because he actually got away with it. If the ref notices, you'll get a warning, but if they don't and you choke him, chances are they aren't starting over the fight after he already gave up.

You can't fault him, to be honest. This dude just found a pretty sweet, cheating loop hole. It's a safe bet that his favorite wrestler was Eddie Guerrero. If you're not cheating, you're not trying. Rest in peace, ese.


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