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If the blood-curdling choke at UFC Kansas City wasn't enough, then this one will do the trick. Saori Ishioka must had places to be, so she rushed out and choked out Bestare Kicaj in the first round. Words really don't do this justice though, especially since we can't change the color of this text.

Violet, you're turning violet!

She. Choked. Her. Until. She. Turned. Blue. Ishioka literally squeezed all of the colors of an Everlasting Gobstopper out of Kicaj's face. Luckily, the fight ended and her normal color was able to return to her head. The image of her frantically spazzing out and trying to use her elbows to tap is horrifying. It might be better than a brain-stopping knockout though.

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