Not since boxercising has the world been so enthralled by a training program, and we don't even know what #UFC featherweight champ Conor McGregor's training program really is. One thing's for certain — it will likely feature Conor McGregor shouting, "don't do nuttin'" while hopping on a neon aerobic stepper.
Or maybe something else completely! No one knows! But we'll all find out in three days, when Conor McGregor will change all of our lives.
Seriously, our families won't even recognize us again.
From "cholo gangsters" to elderly people who ride bikes, F.A.S.T. by Conor McGregor is going to change the way we think about Irish training programs that will likely be released on multiple DVDs and are available for multiple low, low payments.
Here's the first teaser: